i'm early as a rooster

i am awake at 7.14 on a clear sunday morning. not a very normal me and i am blogging.

reasons i'm awake is

• I AM RUDELY AWAKEN BY THE FARKIN DOGS! THE BLOOOODYYYY SINGLE,OLD WHORE WHO HAS SAGGY BUTT AND BREAST HAVE TO LEARN TO KEEP HER FUCKING BITCH DOGS QUITE!!.
• i am constipating. this calls for shisha!! the only 100% effective way to get me shit!
• i feel uncomfotable due to overload on fOoooddDDd... i love buffet. i love buffet's food even more. but i dont like the after effect. i need to go for food management seminar.
• the lil overdose on Long Island. thanks to the short ass ming and the chimney fagget darryl who ordered 2.5litre of long island.
• i have a piercing sorethroat!

and now i'm gonna try getting some shut eye.

another week.