Friday, December 26, 2008

smiled and took a fake sip.

christmas eve turned out to be pretty fine after all. i thought i would be sulking at home but guess not. my family with grandad, granma, and kenneth's family had dinner at State.after dinner, we headed back to grams place at sek14 for a lil exchanging gifts session. at about 10, after being rushed by Kming, dad dropped me at OU. Sunway it is, after picking up Darryl from TmnMegah. KadavallehKadavalleh, the traffic was horrendous! cars are BUTT to BUTT. and we were moving like snaillls. by the time we parked, it was already 11.30.. by the time we entered BarCelona it was 15 mins till Christmas. thank the lord we didnt have to countdown by the side of the road, or even worse, IN the CAR. since we were pretty late, we got the sides and at first it was not havoc at all. but later, Darren, Amrit, Mozo, Justin and rest joined us, and well, our side became a lil podium. we started dancin on top of the speakers and Mozo and Darren stripped. they claim it was the booze effect after that but welllll.... jesus, the trip to the toilet was BADDD.. we had to push and move through sea of humansss. forget bout toilet, and we ended up at the dance floor. quite rowdy i would say. a few approached me and ManLoong's sister when we were left alone, Iphones passed to me to key in number, being offered drinks, and touched for sure. BUT, it was an eve well spent. "get out from the club now!! ASAP! cops!". that was darren's msg when i was in the carpark.Thank the lord, that was what i thought at that moment. next morning, "eh really ada raid yest?" i asked. and his reply was "oh false alarm". celakaaaa!! by the time ming dropped me home, it was already 4.30.




mozo, manloong, darren and darryl. at first when i was looking at this picture, i was wondering why the hell is Dr wet.. THAN, it came back to me, i poured a bottle of water on him. hehhh.




Mozo, manloong and myself.


this was before Darren and mozo doing their striptease show, on the speaker.



look at ming and Dr, clearly they are having fun.



darren and myself.




Manloong sis and myself.
New Year's Eve, what's up?
hehh
ohh, all the best to people who are going for NS.
to ming, darryl, manloong and other first batch.
is it possible?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

hot chocolate, iced chocolate, beer.



let me tell you what EIGHT FOOLS did on last tuesday midnight. we had a 45 mins drive up to genting. i would say these 8 fools DID enjoy the extreme cold misty air. by the time ming came with steve's car, there were already 5 people in the car. we waited for MichaelEric and Ruba at a mamak stall near my place and by the time we leave SriD'sara, it was already 1.30 am.. "dammit, we should start early right!" says Darryl. "there blame kristen la.. can only come out after 12" says ming. ekeleh, my fault la now. anyways, me and Dr hopped into Michael's car cause the other car was packed. AND i regretted it cause dear michael's car has NO petrol at all! tried finding for a station but there just wasnt any.. dahla it was PITCH BLACK! "looking at ruba i see nothing except his two white eyeballs and a row of teeth".. haha.. let me tel you, TheWira made it up to genting and back down with the petrol indicator poiting at E from the starting!.. k everyone, go get a Wira! heh. stayed up there till bout 4. gawd, during the night, air up there is farking cold. i didnt expect genting to be THAT cold. so i wore shorts but brought along a tiny jacket that covers pretty, nothing much! cold air pierce through my skin and immediately i cant stop shivering and chattering. but it was good times.


we stopped the car by a deserted road just outside Awana waiting for people in the other car. oh they were stopped by cops! 3 offences! first, no P sticker. second phaikmay didnt bring her I.C and third, bryan brought his photocopied I.C and not his original one. it was a thousand bucks fine! but beri tu duit sikit, semua lah beres.




Dr. clearly having fun freezing his nipples. hahah


if ur wondering why the pictures look so cacat, NO its not because of my camera. its the thick mist! oh, that's how Ruba keeps himself warm. smokiinnnggg.. i swear it was soo cold, till i almost wanted a stick myself.

a regular person like myself and phaikmay drank hot choc to keep ourselves warm. BUT ming is definately not normal. "drink something cold. so that our body will be cold to suit the temperature outside our body" says the smart-alleck yongkengming. ruba even better, BEER!



MichaelEric and myself.






itu phaikmay came so bloody prepared! jeans, jacket that actually gives some warmth and a shawl. grr





ming,pmay,dr,bryan (dr's 14 yearsold cousin which pmay thought he was 20)








hor! ming's caught in action pee-ing in public!


who wants to go up again?

hehhh!


secondhand

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

sigh, now chinese too?


now i understand why some people dont go into much details when they blog. well, there is just simply not enough time! one minute you're out, the next minute you're back, but you just want to watch the damn tv. in fact, there's not much of a time to catch my series dammit! i miss goddamn many episode of Heroes. watching it now makes me go, HUh? wtf's happening? who's this fucker? not much of a decent time for me to finish my novel too. i've been reading The Memory Keepers' Daughter for a week now. normally, a 400 page book would take me three days max. now!? you know what. i dont know why im complaining so much? cause i guess being somewhere with things to do is better than jailed up at home, watching reruns on Astro. crap, now i'm talking no sense at all.

yesterday was pretty laid back i guess. i finally did lil packing on the right side of my room and i realise i have too much of a junk. after filling two large garbage bag with junks, i guess i'm quite proud to say my rooms slightly neater. at about 2 plus, mum dropped me at Myra's place for a lil get together to celebrate Melisa's VERY belated birthday. i stayed long enough to watch the whole of Harold&Kumar 2. mann, that's quite an awesome show to watch. funny and sick at the same time. mum picked me up at bout 5. all this while my mum wanted to check out Gangas for it has cheap beers and liquors. so yesterday after getting directions from Kyle, i finally brought her there. its really near actually, just behind Assunta Hospital. anyways Gangas look like an ordinary MAMAK shop. i passed the damn row of show a few times before and never knew they sold alcohol. mum bought a few types of 12% importat beers and a bottle of AbsolutVodka. later, back home it is.

today, mann today.. i dont think i can find a word to describe it. but lets call it TheTrainDay. mum had to go back to her office beside KLCC to check email, so i've decided to tagg along. Met up with Ming,Pravind,Darryl,Manloong and another quite feller. i'll tell you why i call it the train day. from KLCC to AmpangPark. from MasjidJamek to BukitNanas to ChowKit. from ChowKIt to BukitBintang than back to BukitNanas than to Masjid Jamek. finally from MasjidJamek back to TamanParamount. all on either LRT or KL Monorail. now my touchNgo is left with RM4.60! while i was walking back to grams' place from TamanParamount, a typical chinese harrassed me!
(translated from canto)
"specs girl, give me your number"
i cocked stared him with a damn stern face and walked fast.
"Lanci la now. you think you very big now zzit"
i increased my stride down the hill
"Ei, whats your number?? still dont want to give?" he throw his voice at my direction and didnt give up though i was already a couple meters away from him with my back facing him.

mann, come to think of it i should have stopped, look at him with a polished look and say "well honey, i would love to give you my number, but how about looking at yourself at the mirror first" with a perfect accent. haha.

not wrong.

Monday, December 22, 2008

only 35 Baht?

Phuket trip was pretty good one. it was a long awaited holiday i was looking forward to. the whole of year 2008 i think i only had a couple of trip, domestic ones. anyways, let me start of ratting about Phuket with few pictures.



my dad saw this banner and he started salivating. haha. i bet if Ruba, Dr, Rubesh all sees this, they will too. A JUG for only RM3.50!



all BAPOKS!



i found this sign by Patong Beach street. Drunken people crossing. hah

we rented the chair, and he rather lie on the sand.





TukTuk! jesus the driver was a reckless one!
damn adorable right, dad's 8 footer, mum's 5 footer. haha.

i look to the camera and say
" AhHH, this is LIFE!"


kayak-ing is fun! overturned once. hehh



aHhh, its been one week only and i am already missing Phuket. really, its one of my favourite trip besides ClubMed at BintanRia and Bali and Tioman (cause it was DutyFree). flight to Phuket only took an hour and fifteen minutes and i slept throughout the journey besides keepin myself busy trying to capture a perfect view
not so perfect after all? heh.

tjunkit and myself at phuket's airport.
i was half expecting a hut for an airport, but i was wrong.of cause it aint no fancy bigbig airport but its something like LCCT. upon arrival, our tour guide brought us for lunch. ThaiFood is just so delicious, that it was outta sight in 20 mins time. after lunch we were brought to visit the ShirtFactory, CashewnutFactory, Gems and Jewelleries Factory and one of their famous temple.



traditional way of making shirts.



shirts are sold at 990 Baht. which mean RM9.90.. tell me where can you get a 100% cotton shirt with size S,M,L,XL for only RM9.90?? call us kiasu or whatever, but we bought 16 shirts. haha

this is my favourite though. and i know you know why. haha
a nicely carved statue at Gems and Jewelleries Factory.

my brother, Daphne and myself at the jewelleries factory.

cashew nut is found abundantly there. we bought 3300Baht worth of cashewnut. common, its my favourite!


crackin cashewnut is by far the most boring job ever.


the many kinds of cashewnut. ranged from butter, honey, sambal and chocolate coated. tried all, bought all, ate all.

auntJo, mum, brother, tjun kit, daphne and myself .

the temple is so breath taking. can pass as a poskad eh?

my small family.




uncHo and auntJo.

finally, all tired out, we finally get to check out our hotel, Patong Beach Hotel. my bed wasn't even warm enough when "ComeCOMe, we come to phuket not to laze around.. lets go eaT" says dad. i just love the location of our hotel mann. left and right is small stalls all the way. its a 2km street filled with all kinds of stalls selling clothess. watches, ties, shoes, sandals, bikinis, household items and you NAME it, they sell em'. so happened it is the bazaar month, so across the road there is million stalls on Thai Massage, Art Exhibition, Local food cuisines and their traditional items. did i mention the local there can be quite annoying?? every few steps there will be people approaching you and "you wan TukTUk? Taxi" , "ni hao ma" , "you from where" , "come come looksie looksie" , "i sell cheapcheap" , "tell your price, i follow".. most annoying is "ni hao ma". cousin cockstare them and ask me " do we look freaking China Mali?!" and when a local feller says "Ha Se Yo" , i went " oh, now we are koreans".. after 2 hours combing the street, i head back to my room and knocked off immediately.




back to the hotel. where i was able to check out the pool.


daphne and myself.
wayang kulit. though it was in ThaiLanguage and i doubt any of the tourist understand, but it was pretty crowded.

by the art exhibition. pictures painted by the locals are good, it is as though they have a third eye.


by far the most disgustin looking food i've seen. looks like shit coiled up perfectly.



and this banana + peanut butter pancake is by far the most delicious dessert. i had 2 servings of that pancake for the past 3 nights and it is worth every 45Baht i paid for each.




"hey quit stealling MY food! get your own!"

check out the pleasured look on their faces. every night without fail, they book themself in for 2 hours of massage. its only 200Baht perhour, is that cheap or what!



bro and myself.
following morning, we had to wake up at 6AM cause the itinery for the day is snorkeling and lunch + lazing around session at PhiPhiLay Island. at first i thought "wtf is wrong with the tour guide, forcing us to wake at such an ungodly hour" but than i know why. its an hour ride from hotel to the jeti and another hour and 30 mins on the mothership to reach PhiPhiLay Island. i cursed myself for not bringing anything to keep me company. NO MUSIC. NO BOOKS. NO PHONE. but later i found myself having a great time at the dek, getting burn, taking in the beautiful scenery and checkin out hunks. we were given a tour around the island before we were allowed to snorkel.


i like this picture. all hyped up, walking towards the ship.






few of many pictures taken up at the dek.





night, we had a hearty dinner once again and we checked out the RedLightDistreet. Bapoks, Aquas roam around as they own the street. some are fucking fake and ugly and minority are pretty. the street is packed with whites. i find myself thinking "what the hell is a goodlooking matsalleh doing with ugly bapoks". not once, not twice but many times i caught myself staring at a white guy gropping, touching, frenching BAPOKS! i almost felt like going over, tap on his shoulder and "common, give yourself some credit and get a ThaiGirl instead" .. a lady approached us, showing us a menu. a menu i thought would be a drink list but instead its a list of different shows available. "lets watch a few shows! since we are already here, why not!?" says bro. well, clearly he is getting hornier by the day. and i thank the lord, for he is a normal boy. and so we watched TigerShow, PingPongShow, LesbianShow and BunnyShow. all sounds decent except lesbian show? ur wrong! brief explanation of the shows. in ping pong show, two whores plays pingpong with their VAGINAS! pingpong balls shoots out from a pussy and another catch em with her pussy. in bunny show, a whore pulls put 5 meter thread from her vagina, stuff a gold fish into her pussy n later pops it out into a glass bowl. yes, i didnt know Vaginas can do wonderssss.

third day was a laid back day. nothing heavy duty. we took a TukTuk around Phuket. we went jungle trekking on an elephant and back to our stretch of beach for lil sun bathing in the evening. i think i slap too much of sun block, cause i came home without lookin tanner though i was practically under the sorching hot sun almost 24/7. not that im complaining . ;)

FREE and Easy, that was the itinery on the fourth day. " okay guys, today, u all can anything that is FREE, requiring no Bahts and easy, which means No more walking" says uncHo. INSTEAD, we WALKED for what seems like 20km. we wanted to look for HardRock, but just to dissapoint ourselves, cause it is under renovation.

after one last scrumptious lunch, ThaiFood of cause, we went back to the hotel to pack. we were fetched to Phuket's International Airport 2 hours before our flight at 9.30pm.. buy the time we touched down at KLIA it was already 12.30am. Daphne's soon-to-be boyfriend, Jeremy, came all the way to KLIA to fetched us. "lets test this new boyfriend." my aunt whispered to my mum.
"ehh hungry la. should we eat first?" auntJo proposed out loud. " ok, i'll bring ya'll eat FooKinChao at Uptown" says Jeremy.plus, he secretly paid for our food too. "its a pass." mum winked at AuntJo. hahaha.
it was 3am by the time everyone settled down. except me, i went for a quick drink with Jeffery till FIVE in the morning. gawd, was i a goner by than.
i dont mind a trip to Phuket again.