my dad saw this banner and he started salivating. haha. i bet if Ruba, Dr, Rubesh all sees this, they will too. A JUG for only RM3.50!
all BAPOKS!
i found this sign by Patong Beach street. Drunken people crossing. hah
we rented the chair, and he rather lie on the sand.
TukTuk! jesus the driver was a reckless one!
damn adorable right, dad's 8 footer, mum's 5 footer. haha.
i look to the camera and say " AhHH, this is LIFE!"
kayak-ing is fun! overturned once. hehh
aHhh, its been one week only and i am already missing Phuket. really, its one of my favourite trip besides ClubMed at BintanRia and Bali and Tioman (cause it was DutyFree). flight to Phuket only took an hour and fifteen minutes and i slept throughout the journey besides keepin myself busy trying to capture a perfect view
not so perfect after all? heh.
tjunkit and myself at phuket's airport.
i was half expecting a hut for an airport, but i was wrong.of cause it aint no fancy bigbig airport but its something like LCCT. upon arrival, our tour guide brought us for lunch. ThaiFood is just so delicious, that it was outta sight in 20 mins time. after lunch we were brought to visit the ShirtFactory, CashewnutFactory, Gems and Jewelleries Factory and one of their famous temple.
traditional way of making shirts.
shirts are sold at 990 Baht. which mean RM9.90.. tell me where can you get a 100% cotton shirt with size S,M,L,XL for only RM9.90?? call us kiasu or whatever, but we bought 16 shirts. haha
this is my favourite though. and i know you know why. haha
a nicely carved statue at Gems and Jewelleries Factory.
my brother, Daphne and myself at the jewelleries factory.
my brother, Daphne and myself at the jewelleries factory.
cashew nut is found abundantly there. we bought 3300Baht worth of cashewnut. common, its my favourite!
crackin cashewnut is by far the most boring job ever.
the many kinds of cashewnut. ranged from butter, honey, sambal and chocolate coated. tried all, bought all, ate all.
auntJo, mum, brother, tjun kit, daphne and myself .
the temple is so breath taking. can pass as a poskad eh?
my small family.
uncHo and auntJo.
finally, all tired out, we finally get to check out our hotel, Patong Beach Hotel. my bed wasn't even warm enough when "ComeCOMe, we come to phuket not to laze around.. lets go eaT" says dad. i just love the location of our hotel mann. left and right is small stalls all the way. its a 2km street filled with all kinds of stalls selling clothess. watches, ties, shoes, sandals, bikinis, household items and you NAME it, they sell em'. so happened it is the bazaar month, so across the road there is million stalls on Thai Massage, Art Exhibition, Local food cuisines and their traditional items. did i mention the local there can be quite annoying?? every few steps there will be people approaching you and "you wan TukTUk? Taxi" , "ni hao ma" , "you from where" , "come come looksie looksie" , "i sell cheapcheap" , "tell your price, i follow".. most annoying is "ni hao ma". cousin cockstare them and ask me " do we look freaking China Mali?!" and when a local feller says "Ha Se Yo" , i went " oh, now we are koreans".. after 2 hours combing the street, i head back to my room and knocked off immediately.
back to the hotel. where i was able to check out the pool.
daphne and myself.
wayang kulit. though it was in ThaiLanguage and i doubt any of the tourist understand, but it was pretty crowded.
by the art exhibition. pictures painted by the locals are good, it is as though they have a third eye.
by the art exhibition. pictures painted by the locals are good, it is as though they have a third eye.
by far the most disgustin looking food i've seen. looks like shit coiled up perfectly.
and this banana + peanut butter pancake is by far the most delicious dessert. i had 2 servings of that pancake for the past 3 nights and it is worth every 45Baht i paid for each.
"hey quit stealling MY food! get your own!"
check out the pleasured look on their faces. every night without fail, they book themself in for 2 hours of massage. its only 200Baht perhour, is that cheap or what!
bro and myself.
following morning, we had to wake up at 6AM cause the itinery for the day is snorkeling and lunch + lazing around session at PhiPhiLay Island. at first i thought "wtf is wrong with the tour guide, forcing us to wake at such an ungodly hour" but than i know why. its an hour ride from hotel to the jeti and another hour and 30 mins on the mothership to reach PhiPhiLay Island. i cursed myself for not bringing anything to keep me company. NO MUSIC. NO BOOKS. NO PHONE. but later i found myself having a great time at the dek, getting burn, taking in the beautiful scenery and checkin out hunks. we were given a tour around the island before we were allowed to snorkel.
i like this picture. all hyped up, walking towards the ship.
few of many pictures taken up at the dek.
night, we had a hearty dinner once again and we checked out the RedLightDistreet. Bapoks, Aquas roam around as they own the street. some are fucking fake and ugly and minority are pretty. the street is packed with whites. i find myself thinking "what the hell is a goodlooking matsalleh doing with ugly bapoks". not once, not twice but many times i caught myself staring at a white guy gropping, touching, frenching BAPOKS! i almost felt like going over, tap on his shoulder and "common, give yourself some credit and get a ThaiGirl instead" .. a lady approached us, showing us a menu. a menu i thought would be a drink list but instead its a list of different shows available. "lets watch a few shows! since we are already here, why not!?" says bro. well, clearly he is getting hornier by the day. and i thank the lord, for he is a normal boy. and so we watched TigerShow, PingPongShow, LesbianShow and BunnyShow. all sounds decent except lesbian show? ur wrong! brief explanation of the shows. in ping pong show, two whores plays pingpong with their VAGINAS! pingpong balls shoots out from a pussy and another catch em with her pussy. in bunny show, a whore pulls put 5 meter thread from her vagina, stuff a gold fish into her pussy n later pops it out into a glass bowl. yes, i didnt know Vaginas can do wonderssss.
third day was a laid back day. nothing heavy duty. we took a TukTuk around Phuket. we went jungle trekking on an elephant and back to our stretch of beach for lil sun bathing in the evening. i think i slap too much of sun block, cause i came home without lookin tanner though i was practically under the sorching hot sun almost 24/7. not that im complaining . ;)
FREE and Easy, that was the itinery on the fourth day. " okay guys, today, u all can anything that is FREE, requiring no Bahts and easy, which means No more walking" says uncHo. INSTEAD, we WALKED for what seems like 20km. we wanted to look for HardRock, but just to dissapoint ourselves, cause it is under renovation.
after one last scrumptious lunch, ThaiFood of cause, we went back to the hotel to pack. we were fetched to Phuket's International Airport 2 hours before our flight at 9.30pm.. buy the time we touched down at KLIA it was already 12.30am. Daphne's soon-to-be boyfriend, Jeremy, came all the way to KLIA to fetched us. "lets test this new boyfriend." my aunt whispered to my mum.
"ehh hungry la. should we eat first?" auntJo proposed out loud. " ok, i'll bring ya'll eat FooKinChao at Uptown" says Jeremy.plus, he secretly paid for our food too. "its a pass." mum winked at AuntJo. hahaha.
it was 3am by the time everyone settled down. except me, i went for a quick drink with Jeffery till FIVE in the morning. gawd, was i a goner by than.
i dont mind a trip to Phuket again.
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