i saw heaven.

tyres on a sudden brake - screeeccchhhhh.... horn blaring- peeeetpeeetttt... sound effects of a person being bang by a car- kadaboOom....

oh i was almost that person. and its nirmala to be blamed! the macha had to rat and nag bout the same thing over and over again.. reminding us about extra classes during the weekends. her nagging stole extra 15 mins and aunt that was suppose to fetch me was already waiting for 15 mins or so.. and me always the on time-punctual person was rushing out of tuition and had to cross the road to where aunt was wwaiting at the opposite side of the road. looking right, was a proton car quite a few meters ahead on a slow pace. and on the left, the road was clear. so thought ok dash, kris! almost reaching the second lane, i heard friggin loud tyre screecching and looking up, a malay doode went FUCK you! i smiled and went sorry sorry! the car was barely a ruler long away from my legs .and yes, i smiled cause i almost kena bang by car??but on my ride home, slowly, i felt my blood was draining and my face turned damn pale la.. cause i just realise i was that close to death. then i could almost see the gates to heaven and a faceless man scanning through a huge thick book. the content of the book could only be names and status after death, whether certain someone goes to heaven or hell.. brrrrr, felt the chill seeping into my spine despite the hot weather. now, i got phobia on crossing roads! small ones ok la.. but those roads with 4 lanes or more, someone gonna hold my hand and help me cross as though i'm a small kid la! and cause of that, i think i'm lil weird and slow on school works?



fri, in school, during last period, i realised we got belambak banyak homework. reportsssss.. and so..

*myself: argHhh. (pms-ing, stressin greatly) screw the dead! wrote wrong quest again!*

*chen: chill la.. why u pms-ing.. i think yest incident, you traumatized edi*

*myself: yeah weih, lil i think.. and cause of yest i think im becoming like you.. the unkempt one ( everything especially when it comes to school work), the one who makes mistakes.*

*chen: no! ur backside la!*

haha..

nine lifes.

hence

did i mention a bird shitted on me?! didnt kena head but my hand. while waiting for ming under a tree.. yong keng ming u owe me one for making me wait for you for 15 mins and hence the bird shit on me! the super cursed day is fairly known if a bird shitted on you.

sweetdreams.

i dont have the word written on my face, thank you.

i am currently rotting at british council.. why there? yeah im wondering too.. thanks to my mum.. Mmmm i self declare holiday for a day. if your wondering , no i dont ponteng school. its just that why bother going to school when teachers dont even come in.. and half of my class is never in sOooo i think i rather rot home then rotting in school.. agree?!




i had just walked the whole kl area, from klcc to avenue K. and i only got a jeans from motivi for myself.. i think its time to stop spending money! the money i hold can never get warm before it leaves from my pocket.. sadsad.. anyways, when i was walking towards klcc on the main road, trying to cross the overly-packed with cars road, suddently there's this white feller driving honda stopped in front of me and he wind down the window. i got pretty scared, thinking he might wanna grab me in or what-so-ever. i walked fast, hoping that he wanted no more then directions. he started shouting at me about something how much in some weird deep accent (didnt quite hear him) .. thats when i cock-stared him and sped off to the opposite side of the road.. and it striked me, he thinks i'm a bloody prostitute! mahai!! i dress fucking decent, just a normal sleeve top and shorts and flats.. wtf?!? does my forehead written whore to you?!?? as i'm typing this i'm still feeling damn panas!! argh! (breath in breath out breath in breath out)

i love walking around klcc.. why?

cause there's so many foreign people,

pretty amusing when you hear them talk

and act.

never fail, someone will come up to me and ask

for directions.

the previous time some jap feller asked

how to get to the lrt station.

just an hour ago,

an arabian old man asked

where is the money exchange

while showing me a bunddle of cash..

i told him it's at the ground floor

and hoped he'll pass me a few notes.

but sadly he didnt. =S

mum of mum, faster get your work done.

am gonna head to condo again.

to gym, swim and sauna.

i got my mum and bro into gym-ing too.

i'm good! =)

the walk and steps of life.

i am never wearing bright top anymore.

cursed.

D' aint nice day face.

normally people would go argh friday the 13th's cursed (not that i'm superstitious or what-so-ever), but today monday the 8th of oct aint a smooth day. while i was packing my bag at grams house i realise i left all of my accounts books at home and started laughing. i pretty much laugh and smile to myself when these shit happens. my bro looked at me like i was possesed and

*bro: dad i think u have to send kris to tanjung rambutan. shes laughing for no reasons*

*dad: (looked at me) why u laughing?*

*myself: i forgot to bring accs books. old hag gonna skinn me alive la. but its all good*

*dad: on ur phone later. i call you, u come gate c n get ur books*

*myself: u crazy ah? wanna drive back all the way home? no need. i have ideas to conn that hag*

and well, i gotta say i'm good when it comes to lying. not that im proud of but! it comes pretty handy alright. especially i wanna live till 21 years old or at least till i get to drive.


ah yes besides me being careless i stayed back after school for nothing. i wanted to fix my phone keypad so i stayed back and went amcorp with melissa. sadly, D' sonyericsson lady said no stock till after raya and asked me to leave my number so she can contact me when there's stock.. ahh crap! ended up sulking at raju's for 2 hours! and boy, i think all of the machas know us pretty well. we pretty much spent our time at raju's every mon before accs. how sweet is that.

the faces during accounts class.

*wai dont pretend to pay attention pls!*
melissa trying hard not to bite the old hag's head off.

cant help fooling around.

all this fooling right under hag's nose.

we're that good! =)

i was friggin sleepy. hence the eyebags and "face"

dont judge us.

crappy ole bitch.

counting till 6pm when acc's over!

er debit or credit?! let me copy urs!

shyt! old hag givin exam end of the month!

what do i know?

just debit is on the left and

credit is on the right.

good enough?

eh at least i know the

"basic"!

monday blues