one word to summarize TIOMAN trip is WET
and i was bitten alive by mosquitoes and sandflies!
the first day was fine. once arived and i took a look at tioman airport i almost drop dead. there were only 5 seats and thats it! doubt there's washrooms also. anyways, shuttle took us to Berjaya, checked-in and WhOoshH we staright away head to seafood restaurant just outside our resort. we ate n DayMnn, the old hags started drinking all types of imported beers, ranging from foster to stella to budsweiger (er not sure i spelled it correct). they drank 30 bottles of beers and it was only 4 in the eve. my cousin, bro and i got fed-up and walked back, stripped to our bathing suits and SPlassHh, we went for a swim. after dinner that night, we opened finlandia vodka. the One litre bottle shared between 5 of us was empty after an hour plus. dad said eh cannot cannot so potong! drink half way. lets go to lounge and drink more. (he only says that when his slightly high). and so each of us took another 3 shots. and the day ended with me hoisting my my mum up the stairs to her room..
the following day wasnt much. i practically lazed by the pool soaking up rays throughout the whole day. my mum and aunt did their spa and massage (i never like massage and i cant handle pressure. damn ticklish. weird. i know.). the only highlight of the day was i saw 2 white man hunks. friggin good looking but sadly they are gays! dinner, we had all kinds of seafood. at that point i was wondering shit! indulge in soo many seafood can get disease or overload in protein?! but fuck it cause its darnN appetising. we continued the drinking session with dewar's 12 years. sadly, aunt was feeling well so it was only my mum, dad, unc and i. of cause kurang one kaki wasnt fun so 1/4 of the bottle was left.
*knock knock* i looked at the time and cursed. its 7am and dad's pounding on the door. he said rise and shine! we are going to coral island at 8.30.. i swear i almost faint! mahai, where got fish wanna surface to let u stare at them sooo early! so i had to drag myself, had breakfast, and while eating *plit-plat-plit-plat* it started to rain! damn heavy somore. and i cockstared my dad. he looked at me sheepishly. argh! my beautysleep! pfft! farking wet day! dahla we staying in chalets, no shelter and umbrellas all the way la. we got fed-up waiting for the rain to stop and so we swam under the rain. though water is icecold but its all good ;) we WALKED to town to go to the largest duty free shop. old people bought 2 bottles of Swing, a bottle of Magallan and 2 litres of Absolut. we got into a paria jeep that drove us back to the resort. dad did some talking with the driver and we ended going to the marine park. the jalan to marine park is DAMN BUMPY but its worth the ride. there were friggin many huge fishes. the night dived into liquor again. the last night in tioman was damn hilarious. everyone started to crack up jokes and due to lil alcohol in the bodies' of small kid mainly my bro and tjunkit, therefore they were hyper and did silly stuff. my aunt was saying we can get to know a person's true personality when they are drunk. like some will stone and damn quite when drunk and some can be damn hyper and corky when drunk (like me?) and some can start firing vulgar words when drunk like my granma. so my mum told us there is this one time granma was drunk and she said tiu lei ke ma TAI hai.. all of us started laughing..tiu ma hai not enough, must add the tai word la.. =.=" thats my granma for you..
the next morning, rain poured like there is no tmr. again we swam while the rain pour and when it drizzle we went back to the marine park.. my unc just love seeing my species la.. since our flight's at 4 we had to rush back to bath and pack. my bro bathed fucking long and left me with 10 mins before the shuttle bus comes at 3. i was fuming MAD and i think i cursed for whole 15 mins.. anyways we reached kl at 5 and got home by 6. the minute i reached home i flop on the bed and was sound asleep till dinner time = )
ah weell though the trip aint exactly what i thought it will be but its the company that counts.. ;)
crapp!! pictures cant seem to be uploaded. will do so if blogspot's kind to me
when everything lose touches.
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