i want number SEVEN.

*noraini: kristen, i sign you up for A-Levels Logic Maths competition k..*
*myself: why teacher.. no can't do.. talitha, muyiwen all the scienceOnes are better.*
*noraini: i pick melissa and sheryl already.. i want one from scienceTwo.*

shitttness.

three stooges being chauffered by chatter-box noraini to SunwayCollege. stupidWhore dont know directions to SUNWAY! stupidWhore loves to bragG bout her EngineerDaughter. almost wanted to inform her sweetly sacarsticly " teacher, we dont give a damn. wouldnt be slight bit of interest if you were to tell us your daughter's a Gay like ALEXISCHENWAINEE and that she posted her LesBoSessions on Youtube with this tittle 'FingerMeHard'." instead i bit my tongue and snickered behind her back with sheryl. SunwayCollege is filled with Ex-Assuntarians.. and out of no where my cousin, Michelle popped in front of me "omg! what u doing here!? since when ur a mathsWhiz!?" and gave me a huge hug. the maths-thingi has 2 rounds. first is the individuals, some-what like objective ques and 2nd round is teamWork. out of 40 ques, i only managed to answer 28. eh im proud k.. melissa the GEnius of THEgeNIUS answered 31 questions only. i aint too far of her. and for the teamWork part, out of 20 questions, we only managed to get 2 right answers.. wait, NOT GET but BANG TWO right answers.. our tactic was to WHACk our FAVOUrITE numbers before the time runs out.

*myself: i want number SEVEN!*
*melissa: nOLah, eiGHT more LUCk*
*sheryl: WHATEVER.. i'm holding the marker (scribbled 2367.89) nyehehe*

and this bickering went on and on till 20 questions was up.. gawd, was tHAT tiring..




melissa choon. sheryl soon. myself.

melissa was telling the invigilator " pls dispose our evidence of stupidity properly. burn it if possible."

the winners were all typical chinese with nerd word stamped on their foreheads. the guys' hair's as short as grass being just mowed and the girls' hair was tied up in a bun..


i was real glad when the emcee said "the prizegiving ceremony concludes the event for today"..

whackingwasneverthisfun.

Pale.

What's worse? I am feeling worse. Thanks to my uncle who used to live a very unhealthy lifestyle to being a health fanatic. How unhealthy, he was? Does drinking 5 times a week and smoking 3 packs of dunhill says anything? Well that was his previous way of life.. Now, he stops totally on drinking and smoking plus he became a vegetarian. He went through Friggin many detox, from kidney detox to colon flush and liver flush.. This insane unc of mine suggest i try the liver flush as it is the easiest among all.. So i thought ok, no harm done right, and i tried.. This is how the liver flush works.. NO FOOD for two days, drink tWo cups of organic apple juice at EVERY TWO hours..and on the last night before bedtime, gulp down HALF A CUP OF OLIVE OIL MIXED WITH HALF A CUP OF FRESHLY SQUEEZED LEMON JUICE..sounds easy? The not eating for two days is fine, But DRINKING THE OLIVE OIL + LEMON JUICE IS INSANELY HARD..i was squirming trying to get that slimy drink down my throat.. Pinching my nose to block the taste did NOT help aT ALL! Gawd sleeping was not any easier.. The next morning i woke up with a very upset stomach and the feeling to vomit was just there.. I came to school looking like a corpse with no colour on my face! Hence, the picture above.. Ugh! I can still taste olive OIL when i burp! Extra biology period now, aint helping much either! So, Thanks unc? Bleh!

last!

i love green apples.

nonsense, meaningless and wasted time spent in school. these are some pictures i didnt know we took till i saw em' up in facebook. looking back at the pictures, reflects how we are all 100% utilising our last and final year being a highschool student who wears maid-like uniform day in day out. i wouldnt know for sure if i'm gonna miss a piece of school life but i am damn right sure, i wont miss wearing these uniforms.



us at Pavillion.

myself sincerely trying to digest what salina trying to teach but...transistor as heat switch/ light switch? wow, so amazed..... NOT.

ah... being plesasured? NAhhhhh..

my NO.1, loyal food.. GREENAPPLES. yerp.. everyday i bring 2 biji of greenapples. i would say for the past 3 months.. now phaikmay starts calling me apple..

when there is no studies, and we have the MamaSTephanieOoi brings her "gadgets", we PAINT our nails.. mine's the multi colour fingerss.




and so, this is what school's all about..

morefunpls.

Loving my cousin's old man.

Unc.Ho! Thanks a bunch for d' tickets.. This sly unc of mine has 30 tickets.. And no, HE DIDNT BUY 30 SONYERICSSON WALKMAN PHONES. He got so many tickets is because CHRIS DAUGHTRY are staying at his hotel at OneWorld.. that old fart HO was joking about we getting a room next to them, and middle of the night, knock on their connection door to get signature with 2 bottles of MOeT to offer.. =.=' lame him, But i still love him.. TrafficJamStreetParty, I'm coming ya way.. ;) whoops, my grilled chicken's here.. Makan time.. the very famished girl needs to replenish her energy.

verycoolunc.

Bitter?

ChenWaiNee, Alexis.. She has change. To better or worse? A lil of both.. I'll tell you what she has change to.. She has become someone who gets annoyed very easily..lil squeek from a certain 'someone' she'll give you death stares.. She turns black- faced easily But claims she does not.. Maybe i should start bringing a mirror and whenever her face turns sour like vinegar, i'll just shove a huge mirror in front of her.. Good idea eh? she is not a cocky person anymore.. Its good in the way since she dosent irritate me while i try my very best to pay attention in class. Anyhow, she still sleeps in class and she's still clueless with EVERYTHING thats going on in class.. Bitter, not? Actually, i'm just bored in class.. Sonnet 18? i Aint a poetic person.. Bleh..

stupidteachers.

twoS.

u Aahh, i am breathing blog air again. i think i havent blog for like.... 2 weeks? had been real lazy and i think my mood for blogging mellowed down.. lets begin with where i've left off, TheDe-Installation a.k.a LeavingTheJobOfBeingAKuli-Day. Shit, if Dharu were to read this she'll slaughter me for "mencemar-ing" Interact.. a day before the "memorable" day, we had rehearsel and it started realL late. so, wainee, jennai, manveen, steph, wenchian and myself spent 2 hours + at steph's oh-so-nice condo at amcorp. we tapau-ed some food to her place and sat infront of the idiot box to watch the most sohai show ever.



manveen and doris was pretty engross but jenn was restless. and i realise when she's restless, she'll start positioning herself in the oddest way. frog style, dog style... er no no i'm not talking bout KamaSutra/ sex style....it was a real CLEAN DAY.

chen and myself didnt fancy that show at all!

yerp, the show made her sleep. if you're wondering what show i'm talking about, its DefinitelyMaybe. now that you know the title of the movie, DO NOT WATCH IT.

the following morning, i dragged my ass a lil late to my school hall and almost got myself to lose a cert.

as you can see, the theme is spring into action. i have to say it is one of the nicest banner painted.

myself, doGris and chris.

we are proud people. we've serve the community.

this would definitely be our last time wearing the grey uniform.

after the whole ceremony, wainee,felicia,doris,wenchian, steph and myself walked over to raju's for brunch.


oh, do you know all the tambi at raju's is steph's labourer? haha.. all the tambi treated her like some big shot juust cause she goes there often.. pfft!

Yiling, chris and myself.



after De-Installation day was the Jubli Concert. lets just say we werent putting our hopes too high on the concert, neither were we excited about the performance. but we were looking forward to dress up in sari. i think sangeetha can start opening a store selling saris because she has gazzilion of saris with every colour you can possibly think of. for the past whole week, she had been bringing saris to school and many of us borrowed from her. shantini had been nice to teach us how to wrap it around ourselves HOWEVER, ONLY me, myself and i understand how and on the real day, i TIED the sari MYSELF. and even HELPED jenn to tie hers. eh, i'm proud aight, cause many indians dont even know how and when i told them i tied it myself they were amazed. =)



just look at her face.. oh she's modelling my sari for me.


i went over to jenn's new place to help her tie her maroon sari. just look at her mirror la! damn freakin small!

before the concert, some of us when over to SpecialPenang across SivikHall for dinner. oh, the penang rojak was heaven. do try! at about 8.15, we entered the already packed with people hall. thank you, chian for saving us seats!


manveen and myself. i love her turquoise sari! and best of all, its ready made!

jenn and myself.

pictures below are the performances for the night.


its fine, but lil too short.

its ok but lil too long.. i think it is about 30 mins..


its stupid, i dont understand. they were just moving about.


they clain they are a touch of class.. Mmmm i agree 65%? one of the best performace. wainee thinks they should call themselves ElephantsOnTutu.

its funny for the first few minutes, however the jokes got real old after awhile. best play though and Not complicated.


this never ending play was.... ok, i tried to find better words to describe it but boring is the only word i could think of.

Zapin dance if im not mistaken. manveen was wondering how did that piece of clothe on the head was so securely stuck to their heads. and i told her, THEY ARE BARELY EVEN MOVING! THE DAMN CLOTHE WOULNDT BUDGE AN INCH!

when i saw them doing this prop, i thought its to be put up during Ceriathone.little do i know, its for their KINDERGARDEN PERFORMANCE.

once again, i thought i was in a concert performed by 5 years old kid.

this is the only performance worth watching. and its the only cultural dance which ever caught my attention. yes, they were good. mostly is because they were SOOOO synchronize and i know its not easy to coordinate so many poeple. then again, they were being taught by some outsider.

the grand finale.

the cover for the booklet wasnt that bad.

the concert ended about 10.45 and i followed jenn home. i thought we would have had a drink somewhere but jenn's ride came early. ahh, now there isnt much to look forward to except..... trials? SHYT!SHItz. trials' in a month plus time and opening books is not in my daily itinerary.

my first time wearing a traditional clothes and its not even a cheongsam.

ifeel.

Kick noraini.

This is what i do when i have Fuckface teacher blabbering in front. Clearly stated above it is my maths/add maths teacher, noraini. She just gives me the urge to throw eggs on her distorted face and slit her throat that house her voicebox. Her voice and her choice of words like "girl, do your work.", "girls, be quite" oh and her famous phrase is "girls, dont know ask your friend." just irritates me like hell..if any of us know, we wont be asking you, Bitch! She will be on the Top of my list to scratch her car before i leave school. AhHh, that feels better.

Job's done.

currently, i'm trying to cope with accounts.. Listening to Acc's teacher rapping on and ON about kelab and persatuan just made my poor small brains spinning faster and faster.. blogging helps, hence this post.. =)

chop.