risk.

i realise i'm addicted to taking risk in life (thanks a lot nick. i need ur nine lifes too) so it was last sunday night, jeff ajak go yumcha ( konon he says i accuse him for not ajaking me anywhere) and i agreed since i was pretty cooped up. told him to get me around 12. before that i was online, chatting with a few friends of mine. my conversation with brandon was about how we gonna party after exam, drinking staying up and everything. my other conversation with darryl was something about me sneaking out. aftering typing non stop, i was thirsty and decided to get some drinks, downstairs.. and for that spilt second my mum actually checked my chatbox. i swear my heart almost stopped right then and i thought my mum was gonna screw my ass, boil me and chop me to pieces. BUT she didnt and everything was usual (i'm left with eight lifes now). so since nothing happened i decided to carry on going unc don that night. hmm.. thought it was gonna be jeff, his girlfriend and derek. instead it was joshua, fauzi and justin.i got totally freaked out when jeff said justin just got his license and its his first time on road. (dei, if i knew i wouldnt risk my life AGAIN). however they were entertaining.. jeff non stop asking lame, corky question and telling stupid jokes..

*jeff: what do you call a stick that shakes?*

*me: errr...??*

*joshua: ur lan?!*

* jeff: (whacked him) NO! seriously. what? n no foul language pls*

*joshua: dont know la! whack whack whack!*

*jeff: shakespear la dumbass!*

( we looked at each other =.=")

* jeff: what do u call a superman that goes <----- and then goes

------>?*

*me: do i look like im interested in supermans?*

*joshua: (shrugged)*

*jeff: why do i have stupid friends.. SUPERMAN RETURN la!*

*me: where u get all this nonsense ?? kindergarden testbooks?*

*jeff: eh eh got one more whats 1 + 2 x 3?*

*joshua: i know i know! NINE!*

*jeff: haha kena conn its SEVEN, your real basket mann*

so..... conclusion.. he's unbelivable when it comes to bimbotic bastard.



carry on, we when don to drink tea, shisha. fauzi non stop using laptop surfing for god knows what(porn im guessing?). we got bored and when to breakers to play fooseball.



on the way home..

*jeff: aih tomorrow i'm working.*

*joshua: since when?! as??!*

*jeff: chef at subang.*

*joshua: OMG. how can they hire you without qualifications? there must be ratatouille on your head

(laughed evily).

*jeff: (whacked him, pinched him) dont mess i'm quite high. u watch out, later kris gets down u kena la.

*joshua: what! asking only wert.. if not the rat then ur restaurant must be next to a clinic right?!*

*jeff: (crushed me, whack his stomach) no. why u banging me for?!*
*me: dei chill la! u whack him when i get down. i dont wan blood shattering everywhere. (suffered, was between the two asses)

finally , i got home safe and sound. ahh it was 3, and i tried to sleep.. toss and turned the whole friggin night. gave up and i woke up to study physics. pretty much useless cause the folowing day i was practically drooling on my papers, screwing it with flying colours. (so mighty proud =.=") aishhhh....

i need to stop taking risk in life.

time to come clean.

(agree?)

ulcer. =(