Monday, June 30, 2008

backtoback.

after a few short posts, i've decided to post a long one with lots of pictures.
tick-tock-tick-tock, i kept glancing at my watch waiting for the last bell at 12.35 to go off indicating, SCHOOL's OVER. we form fives, had our last interact general meeting and after the meeting we had a small celebration. 6 boxes of Domino's pizza gone in a blink of eye and i had 3 slices of chocolate cake. i made my way back to alexis's house and waited for christina to come pick me up to Citrus park. both of us walked around citrus, pearl point and central market aimlesly while waiting for alexis to finish her BM tuition. around 7+ ming came and the four of us walked to OUG Club. our minds and souls were set to play badminton for at least 2 hours. walking for an hour to that cacat-ed small clubhouse just to find out the badminton court was fully booked with old active hags. dissapointed, we walked all the way back to steven's corner for a drink or two. christina was VERY CLOSE to drop-dead-lying on the floor. i had Horlicks ice, which i craved for, and ice kacang. later on, chris and myself went back to alexis's house and started our baking session. i thought it will be easy but i was clearly wrong.


though really dissapointed cause cant whack shuttleCocks, i'm still happy cause i had this two farts entertaining me.

we started baking at 9 and finished around 12.


double boiling butter and baking chocolate. i'm shocked chris knows what's the meaning of double boiling, considering the fact she dosent do much baking or even cooking.



our repeated process:
  1. lining MINI papercups
  2. putting a WALNUT in each papercup
  3. melting chocolate and butter to the right consistency
  4. mixing the melted chocolate with 250grams of ricecrisps and 250grams of groundpeanuts
  5. scooping the mixture into the MINI papercups.

know why i stressed on MINI papercups? cause its VERY DIFFICULT to scoop it into the cups without dirtying the damn tray.


finally when everything's finished, we had our bath and then our lil snacks. i LOVE celery sticks+ carrot sticks+ cucumber sticks + yoghurt. christina loves ONLY the cucumber sticks. see how UNHEALTHY she is. it seems, she dosent eat RAW vegetables. tsktsk.


Mmmm.


chris had her mask session and fell asleep right after her head touches the pillow. there goes our plan to squeeze toothpaste on chen's face when she's sound asleep.


while chris was asleep, chen and i talked, blablabla, till 3 before we knocked off.
the picture looks as though she sees THE LIGHT.

the next morning, my dear black-puffed up eyes had to start working at 6.30am.
chen's mum dropped us in school and i was surprised that the school's already packed with energetic people bustling around carrying tables and chairs.
just then i asked myself, where in the damn world they find the ENERGY to even walk at the speed of 1mph at a
frigging UNGODLY hour.

melisa, doris and myself trying to sell our hardwork-babies.

this particular drink dosent sound like big money right, but we were sold out at about 10+. it must be because it's refreshing and the sorching sun just helped in a way .


melisa and myself.

doris and myself.


ming, chen and myself.

felicia and myself. Fattz class sold satay and i'm proud to say i dared to try it. it was..... oooklaa..



my class's Throw a Pie game. i was suppose to be the clown too but changed my mind. hell, i AINT going to tuition covered in goo.

christina kena dunked!

wai nee kena DUNKED!
but, i TAK kena. =)


mmm dharu, ur pants falling ?

i was bushed by the time mum dropped
irina, ming and myself
at Nirmala's for 1 hour and 30 mins of ACCOUNTS..
i had SOOooo much difficulty
in trying to open my eyes,
let alone PAY ATTENTION and FOCUS.
i would love to talk bout my pathetic sunday but happy scenes comes first.
during maths today which is the last period,
doris face was glowing with excitement
and i swear i saw the
LETS DO IT, i CANT WAIT and
FINALLY i'M OUT phrase
shone through her eyes.
we, wainee and myself planned to throw
a surprise EARLY birthday for christina chan.
doris, melisa and dharu also helped out here and there
and keeping this whole thing discreet.


we blind folded chris. chris thought i was also blindfolded by wainee and wainee used the reason she wants to suprise the both of us with something in her house.
by the time we got back to chen's place, melisa and doris was already there, putting up happy birthday sign.


getting rid of the blindfold.


and chris was dumbstruck! her facial expression was priceless and she teared. she really didnt expect any of this as none of us breath about it when she's around us.


during steamboat session, she was so quiet and kept smiling to herself. it's her first surprise birthday and i'm glad it is WE who threw you your first. =)



our second home steamboat. it is really an easy and appropriate way of a get-together even if its a big group of people.

later, dharu came over to surprise chris with her delicious chocolate muffins. and again, chris didnt expect it and was again another OMG, i-dont-know-what-to-say moment.

chris and kris. and no, i was wearing something besides my bra aight!

chris, happy early 17th birthday!
you're really a wonderful friend not to mention a thoughtful and helpful person with
bad moodswings.

contented.


Sunday, June 29, 2008

Terminology.


What is bisexual? Perfect term would be sexual or romantic attraction towards both sexes.. But the word bisexual for whores and prostitutes would be YOU BUY AND I'M SEXUAL.
gloomy.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Torturous.


Currently, i'm stinking in class. To be precise, BIOLOGY CLASS! The fact that today's another extra 30 mins can just knock me off the stool. spermatids from testes, ovum from ovary, menstruation keluar dari vagina.. blablabla....
shesucks.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Midnight craves


Like the title suggests, this is my current midnight snack.. Only strawberries, milk and honey is needed.. Do as i say and you'll find yourselves indulging in a healthy night food.. Firstly, pour a cup of milk. Secondly, heat the cup of milk in a microwave for bout 2 mins or till you see it bubble a lil. and lastly stir in a teaspoon of honey. dip the strawberries in and just let the strawberry-smoothie-like-taste tingle your tastebuds.
poop.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

emp3 dot com


he may not be as good looking as tiesto or ferry corsten but his creation's as good as theirs.

yes!yeS!yES!YES! finally i can download SONGS!! allll this while, when my limewire, frostwire, bit comet and every download engine there is, is fucked up, i've been relying on chenwainee to download songs. and i must say its VERY TROUBLESOME. bluetooth-ing aint very friendly and fast.. worse of all, chen's taste for music are not exactly excellant. some are rather good and others would be plain horrible.. the horrible ones are either TOOOOOO SLOWWWW AND EMOO or TOOO RAPISH AND NIGGA-Ish. however, i've finally found a decent website to download songs. and currently i'm into DAVID GUETTA's house music. do download love is gone, delirious and baby when the light. and i'll bet you'll just get lost listening to it.

Saturday, June 21, 2008

the parent named fool.

IMPOSSIBLE IS NOTHING. is there even such phrase? as usual, me being myself, am a lil busybody and i overheard my CINA-ted neighbour teaching his 5 year old son and 7 year old daughter ENGLISH. yes, everyone know english is essential but what happens if YOU being a PARENT teaches YOUR CHILDREN WRONG english?

NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE. this should be the right one.
i know my english may not be bombastic and flowery like PhaikMay's. however, i still know the meaning of TRANSEXUAL, unlike my brother who scratched his head when he came across that word. =P

everything begins with small steps. babies crawl before they walk. children ride a tricycle before they are able to ride a bicycle. we, teens have to fall at some point so realisation hits us before everything is too late. falling would be the first step. realisation would be the second step and the third step would be taking actions.

snoooze.

Friday, June 20, 2008

rain.raIN.RAIN!

school. generally, what is the purpose of going to school? for nerds, answer most probably would be to study, pay attention to teacher, finish up homework and everything and anything that has to do with STUDIES. however, for people like ALEXIS, CHRISTINA and myself, our purpose of going to school has EVERYTHING and ANYTHING to do with BOOBIES, MOLESTING, HYPERING, SINGING, CHEEriNg AND FOoLing. monday blues aint very depressing anymore, thanks to these people.

when there is no teacher, wainee/ alexis sleeps with her eyes semi-open and my please DO disturb sign on her face.




during ADDmatHS, we came up with ONLY YOU remixed by krist,christ,alexis. we even sang our mastapeas to noraini who suggested us to perform during JUBLI. and i think why not?!. look out for us, ALEXIS & CO. ......only you, can make the world so bright... lalala

on the way down for recess,

*myself: (hypedup) eh eh chris! realise we are the C-KrisS.. kk i came up with a cheer.*

*chris: huh what what? *

*myself: listen la! (hits her hand) i'll go " HI i'm KRIS" and you go *HI! i'm CHRIS" and together we'll say "WE ARE THE C-KRISS" and shake our hands*

*chris: Ohh okokok! eh eh thats jenn and pmay.. comes lets do it to them. *

jenn and pmay thought we were nuts and were laughing their asses.


there was once, i went to toilet to pee,



any idea what happened? the one trying to pee is myself and the whore throwing water is waiNEE. upon contact with tapwater i screamed twice "AhHh AhhHh" cause the water was cold and well,


the coldness on pussy= tickLISH
i went back to class to get my revenge. ran around like some small kid playing ibu-musang trying to throw water at chen.
*doris: eh ur not wet also.*
turn my body around, and doris, mk and chris started roaring with laughters.
*doris: why your front's not wet?! how u pee mann!*



yerp, am quite wet.
i had my sweet revenge though with dharu and chris' help.

chen was soo afraid i was gonna whack/hit her and so she stapled DO NOT TOUCH sign on her boobs and pussy.



and when we stay in class during recess,


we'll have our own lil foodgalore in class and an intruder named JENNAI. chris brought WASABI GREENPEAS which i heart, half a dozen j.co dougnuts and i brought chocss..



during chem class, we were busy taking pictures.

chris, doris and myself.
oh chen and i made a video on how she can PREDICT THE WEATHER WITH HER MAGICBALLS, MY BOOBS. the video's on chris' blog. go check it out. chen really looks as though she's possed and she's doing a ritual. ahah..

tuesday, i went over to wainee's place with chris.i had tong sui and one of the best currypuff near her place.


this mask of hers shocked me a lil when i open her cupboard.




this is wainee's recipe on how to cook "ikankembang" for BBQ. she addressed fishes as fucker. hence the title, how to cook the fucker.


i think she's very much against fishes and me.

did i mention her room's a mess? she has chocolate WRAPPER sTUCK to her wall, she has dead,wilted roses next to her study table, her books are everywhere. my room put next to hers, will look like a surgery room (coughhss..)

*chiak*

these are the pictures i promised to upload. there're manymanymany more but darn lazy. so if anyone of you want the other pictures, pass me your thumbdrive and im happy to pass you the pictures.


chris and myself getting ready at jenn's place.

jenn, chris and myself roamin arounf curve before others arrive. tried hidding ourselves in toilets because we were being stared and looked.. =S


we came across this soon-to-open store.
*myself: eh chris chris go run over there.. you'll blend in finely! i'll take a pic*
*jenn: crazy ah.. ppl walking around.. so weird!*
*myself: go only!*
it's like desperate housewives cast.. haha



we got one of the waiter to take this group picture.

since the rockband was horrible, we opt for something we're good at, taking pictures!

dammit! the stupid wood blocking mah face.


nish, wainee, myself and dharu.


it was steph's idea to take a group pic RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMPLEx.


i always thought felicia is real gay, but never had any prove, but........ LOOK! after a few sips of liquor, she finally showed her true-GAY-self.


er, i think this was after icc.. ter-put, so....


steph, the caring MAMA, myself and chris.



doris, nish, wainee, dharu, myself and melisa.

ahBAi,Yiling and myself.
some of the pictures are from steph, vinisha and wainee.
tata.