i want number SEVEN.

*noraini: kristen, i sign you up for A-Levels Logic Maths competition k..*
*myself: why teacher.. no can't do.. talitha, muyiwen all the scienceOnes are better.*
*noraini: i pick melissa and sheryl already.. i want one from scienceTwo.*

shitttness.

three stooges being chauffered by chatter-box noraini to SunwayCollege. stupidWhore dont know directions to SUNWAY! stupidWhore loves to bragG bout her EngineerDaughter. almost wanted to inform her sweetly sacarsticly " teacher, we dont give a damn. wouldnt be slight bit of interest if you were to tell us your daughter's a Gay like ALEXISCHENWAINEE and that she posted her LesBoSessions on Youtube with this tittle 'FingerMeHard'." instead i bit my tongue and snickered behind her back with sheryl. SunwayCollege is filled with Ex-Assuntarians.. and out of no where my cousin, Michelle popped in front of me "omg! what u doing here!? since when ur a mathsWhiz!?" and gave me a huge hug. the maths-thingi has 2 rounds. first is the individuals, some-what like objective ques and 2nd round is teamWork. out of 40 ques, i only managed to answer 28. eh im proud k.. melissa the GEnius of THEgeNIUS answered 31 questions only. i aint too far of her. and for the teamWork part, out of 20 questions, we only managed to get 2 right answers.. wait, NOT GET but BANG TWO right answers.. our tactic was to WHACk our FAVOUrITE numbers before the time runs out.

*myself: i want number SEVEN!*
*melissa: nOLah, eiGHT more LUCk*
*sheryl: WHATEVER.. i'm holding the marker (scribbled 2367.89) nyehehe*

and this bickering went on and on till 20 questions was up.. gawd, was tHAT tiring..




melissa choon. sheryl soon. myself.

melissa was telling the invigilator " pls dispose our evidence of stupidity properly. burn it if possible."

the winners were all typical chinese with nerd word stamped on their foreheads. the guys' hair's as short as grass being just mowed and the girls' hair was tied up in a bun..


i was real glad when the emcee said "the prizegiving ceremony concludes the event for today"..

whackingwasneverthisfun.

i love green apples.

nonsense, meaningless and wasted time spent in school. these are some pictures i didnt know we took till i saw em' up in facebook. looking back at the pictures, reflects how we are all 100% utilising our last and final year being a highschool student who wears maid-like uniform day in day out. i wouldnt know for sure if i'm gonna miss a piece of school life but i am damn right sure, i wont miss wearing these uniforms.



us at Pavillion.

myself sincerely trying to digest what salina trying to teach but...transistor as heat switch/ light switch? wow, so amazed..... NOT.

ah... being plesasured? NAhhhhh..

my NO.1, loyal food.. GREENAPPLES. yerp.. everyday i bring 2 biji of greenapples. i would say for the past 3 months.. now phaikmay starts calling me apple..

when there is no studies, and we have the MamaSTephanieOoi brings her "gadgets", we PAINT our nails.. mine's the multi colour fingerss.




and so, this is what school's all about..

morefunpls.

Bitter?

ChenWaiNee, Alexis.. She has change. To better or worse? A lil of both.. I'll tell you what she has change to.. She has become someone who gets annoyed very easily..lil squeek from a certain 'someone' she'll give you death stares.. She turns black- faced easily But claims she does not.. Maybe i should start bringing a mirror and whenever her face turns sour like vinegar, i'll just shove a huge mirror in front of her.. Good idea eh? she is not a cocky person anymore.. Its good in the way since she dosent irritate me while i try my very best to pay attention in class. Anyhow, she still sleeps in class and she's still clueless with EVERYTHING thats going on in class.. Bitter, not? Actually, i'm just bored in class.. Sonnet 18? i Aint a poetic person.. Bleh..

stupidteachers.

Torturous.

Currently, i'm stinking in class. To be precise, BIOLOGY CLASS! The fact that today's another extra 30 mins can just knock me off the stool. spermatids from testes, ovum from ovary, menstruation keluar dari vagina.. blablabla....

shesucks.

rain.raIN.RAIN!

school. generally, what is the purpose of going to school? for nerds, answer most probably would be to study, pay attention to teacher, finish up homework and everything and anything that has to do with STUDIES. however, for people like ALEXIS, CHRISTINA and myself, our purpose of going to school has EVERYTHING and ANYTHING to do with BOOBIES, MOLESTING, HYPERING, SINGING, CHEEriNg AND FOoLing. monday blues aint very depressing anymore, thanks to these people.

when there is no teacher, wainee/ alexis sleeps with her eyes semi-open and my please DO disturb sign on her face.




during ADDmatHS, we came up with ONLY YOU remixed by krist,christ,alexis. we even sang our mastapeas to noraini who suggested us to perform during JUBLI. and i think why not?!. look out for us, ALEXIS & CO. ......only you, can make the world so bright... lalala

on the way down for recess,

*myself: (hypedup) eh eh chris! realise we are the C-KrisS.. kk i came up with a cheer.*

*chris: huh what what? *

*myself: listen la! (hits her hand) i'll go " HI i'm KRIS" and you go *HI! i'm CHRIS" and together we'll say "WE ARE THE C-KRISS" and shake our hands*

*chris: Ohh okokok! eh eh thats jenn and pmay.. comes lets do it to them. *

jenn and pmay thought we were nuts and were laughing their asses.


there was once, i went to toilet to pee,



any idea what happened? the one trying to pee is myself and the whore throwing water is waiNEE. upon contact with tapwater i screamed twice "AhHh AhhHh" cause the water was cold and well,


the coldness on pussy= tickLISH
i went back to class to get my revenge. ran around like some small kid playing ibu-musang trying to throw water at chen.
*doris: eh ur not wet also.*
turn my body around, and doris, mk and chris started roaring with laughters.
*doris: why your front's not wet?! how u pee mann!*



yerp, am quite wet.
i had my sweet revenge though with dharu and chris' help.

chen was soo afraid i was gonna whack/hit her and so she stapled DO NOT TOUCH sign on her boobs and pussy.



and when we stay in class during recess,


we'll have our own lil foodgalore in class and an intruder named JENNAI. chris brought WASABI GREENPEAS which i heart, half a dozen j.co dougnuts and i brought chocss..



during chem class, we were busy taking pictures.

chris, doris and myself.
oh chen and i made a video on how she can PREDICT THE WEATHER WITH HER MAGICBALLS, MY BOOBS. the video's on chris' blog. go check it out. chen really looks as though she's possed and she's doing a ritual. ahah..

tuesday, i went over to wainee's place with chris.i had tong sui and one of the best currypuff near her place.


this mask of hers shocked me a lil when i open her cupboard.




this is wainee's recipe on how to cook "ikankembang" for BBQ. she addressed fishes as fucker. hence the title, how to cook the fucker.


i think she's very much against fishes and me.

did i mention her room's a mess? she has chocolate WRAPPER sTUCK to her wall, she has dead,wilted roses next to her study table, her books are everywhere. my room put next to hers, will look like a surgery room (coughhss..)

a turn off.

jump! screams! laugh! tomorrow and friday's a holiday! ok, maybe not that happy till that extend but after a week of holiday and a short trip to langkawi, i bet everyone of us is still feeling the school blues. the last period was chem and

this is what we did....

chen wanted to look smokin, but failed. me wanted to grab her boobies.

chen cant resist my boobies. hence her random hands.

chen squeezin my boobs to turn me on, sadly i was turned off.

she turns me off, but i turned her on. no one is ever gonna put that big smile on her face, like i did.

chen thought her legs are beautiful, but really, it looks like road lined with pot-holes.


we looking silly with pouty lips.

she always claims she wants to bite off my nipple.. shit! its for real!

tjun, langkawi pictures, i will soon post. =)

sleeps.